BMX

A Little Slow out of the Gate!

But better than the last race! After two races he has made vast improvements. Geez, I just want to kiss those little cheeks!

Scratch the Oatmeal

(see yesterday's post)
This is what I saw in the hall outside of my office, after, of course, I heard belching and splashing.

What in the hell do I eat now?

I guess that C.C. and Tonic will have to do.

No Tuna For Me

Do you see that little orange ball? Well, that is the reason that my tuna was not eaten for lunch. That little ball is a shark eye.

Today as I was observing a 4th period biology class, I lost my stomach and appetite and whatever else was left of my adventurous side. I used to love anatomy class when I was in college, but alas, no more.

One bouncing eye fell off the lab table. One disgusting child picked it up. One disgusted teacher said to "PUT IT BACK IN THE DISSECTING PAN!" One ( or two or three) screaming student scrunched their nose.

Two minutes later this little orange ball was found on the ground. To which one disgusted teacher yelled to "PUT IT BACK IN THE SHARK!", and one disgusting kid said that it wasn't from their shark. After inspecting all the sharks it was understood that this little orange ball was leftover from first period.

Yesterday I had to throw away my sausage for lunch after observing piglets being dissected. Today the tuna had to go. Thank goodness for back up oatmeal.

Tonite will be vegetarian nite.

Awwwsummmm

I was tagged by Harmony who is a doll. Her posts are always amusing, sweet and well, just all around good reading. I am required to state seven AWWSUMMM things about myself. Sheez, that is a lot, and I'm not real good at this stuff, but like I force my clients to identify positives about themselves, I will force myself.

When I was working on my masters in psychology we had an entire class on self analysis. Our professor asked us how we could ask others to look deep into themselves if we could not look deep into ourselves. Here I sit again at a desk, analyzing myself,(like that doesn't happen everyday), but now I have to look for good things. Yikes. Here it goes....

1. I have natural strawberry blonde hair and big boobs. Okay, so that's superficial, but when you're pushing 40, you're grabbing onto anything.

2. I am patient with the elderly and young people. Older people are full of wisdom, and children are full of future.

3. I am a great daughter to my father who is alone. I am his only, and he is the best. 'Course sometimes he gets forgetful and calls me his wife, and then he calls me Kacee instead of Kendra, but that's ok, he's pretty awesome in my book.

4. I am a hard worker. Well, not right now, cuz I am blogging at work, but usually I am a hard worker.

5. My family always comes first. My hubby and children are my world, and most of my free time is spent with them, just the way I like it.

6. I am a better psycho-therapist than an educational administrator.

7. I love life and try to find humor in everything. Even when I'm mad, my hubby and I can usually get a good laugh on.

Whew....Now I am supposed to tag 7 people, but just being back to blogging after a lengthy time off and a new blog, I don't have a lot of readers. If you read this and want to do this, please blog it and let me know. I would love to read it!!!!!

WTF??!!!

How is it that poor Keegs has to play with the Amazon women? He came up to their shoulders and no higher. Poor Babe, he's just a runt. Tonight we're off to the BMX races. That should be a little more balanced.